February 2011
I see something on tumblr then a few days later...
bitches.
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
heyitsstillem:
pandalovertranj:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
January 2011
I am obviously too sexy for a Valentine.
alyaae:
After Born This Way comes out, if people start...
xsomarvelousx:
bornthiswaysam:
I’ll freak out, because almost all of the girls in my grade think Gaga’s a weirdo freak. -.-
Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake...
“with sober girls around me they’ll be acting like they’re drunk!”
Reblog if you're procrastinating right now.
peacefamecash:
LIKE A BOSS!
When a slut calls another person a slut.
Necessities before you enter a Hollister store.
damnthatswhack:
therockyhorrorshow:
iwannahaveyourbabies:
craiggilner-:
...
Every single reasonable guy i meet i always find...
Meh. huehguewgirehguinhifndh.